Hack Humor
published: Apr 29, 2019 | last modified: Apr 29, 2019
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A few bits of humor.


An optimist says:

the glass is half-full.

A pessimist says:

the glass is half-empty.

A programmer says:

the glass is twice as large as necessary.


#wife {
    right: 100%;
    margin: 0;
}

while (true) {
    I.Love(You);
}

Coffee coffee = new Coffee();
if (coffee.Empty) {
    coffee.Refill();
}
else {
    coffee.Drink();
}

There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.


There are 2 types of people:

  1. Those that make lists;

There are 2 types of programmers:

if (somePredicate)
{
    // do some important stuff
}

if (somePredicate) {
    // do some important stuff
}
tags:  humor 
categories:  hack 

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